Today is my birthday! And I turned three years old because I am never growing old never ever in my whole life. But you already knew this. You gave me a great birthday! I got to eat awesome donuts, the kitties gave me a cute present and you got me kitten ornaments which I have been looking for forever! Bah! I am so glad you found them for me. Now we need to get a Christmas tree to hang them on.
I wanna share this tumblr post I made last night about the bath I had last night because I want you to remember what happened in my pre-birthday bath:
"The first time I screamed for help while taking a bath and Katy ran to my rescue was because the water got so hot so fast that I couldn’t reach it to turn it off because it was so hot
The second time I screamed for help while taking a bath and Katy ran to my rescue was because some soap got caught in my pubes and it looked like a light dusting of snow and my pubes looked so seasonal and I wanted Katy to see
The third time I screamed for help while taking a bath and Katy ran to my rescue was because Ernie had hiccups and I needed her to know
The fourth time I screamed for help while taking a bath and Katy ran to my rescue was because I had covered my body in shaving cream and wanted to tell her “happy holidays”
The fifth time I screamed for help while taking a bath and Katy ran to my rescue was because the bathroom deodorizer sprayed and the room smelled like pine trees and I wanted to tell her about it"
Basically it was an awesome bath and I love teasing you!
When you get off work tonight, we are going to get drinks and cheesecake and I am so excited. Bah. Today is a good day and I have had a good birthday. Next week is thanksgiving and I am excited to do our first thanksgiving with you. We didn't get one last year because we went to separate thanksgivings with our own families. So I can't wait to do FOUR thanksgivings with you this year. CTCG thanksgiving, my family, your family and church thanksgiving! Gah! This is going to be a good month, buddy.
Here's me being the adorable birthday boy that I am!
Love,
D

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